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RIDING a NEW BMW R 1250 GS Adventure! *Midnight Single Tracks Offroad*

In today’s Life of Smokey Review Adventure i’m riding a brand new 2022 BMW R1250 GS Adventure triple black to our harbor so watch the sunset. After totally missing the sunset i set my mind to cruising around the place some more until i get bored , it becomes dark and i get scared. When it’s close to midnight i go onto another adventure into the woods. Doing some overlanding and offroad mountainbike single tracks.

I find one single shoe on the side of the road i mean where’s the second pair tight very tight very tight i don’t like it don’t like it that’s bad there’s like a lot of that’s bad laddie no oh you gotta be kidding me it’s a bmwjs what else did you expect oh yeah we are going to see a lot of those half naked men ding ding ding old ones go to africa ding ding

Ding ding we got some simple family farts half naked if you ordered anything from aliexpress alibaba or wish.com it is coming it is coming i promise you that top case that’s open can i do it like this ah i kicked my shin again oh oh that hurt hey why is he parked on the bike lane we are just going to go gs style over here go over there or oh man he or she is

Drunk as hell everything comes around the corner you never know what happens you should never get too comfortable now i am also not feeling oh this is tight this is tight yo guys welcome back to the channel welcome back to yet another triple black bmw gsr 1250 video motovlog yet again now we are hello sir we are heading over to the harbor as you probably have seen

Into the thumbnail we’re gonna cruise around around some more with this bmw gs and then we are gonna come back it’s going to be dark and i’m thinking we are going to do some dark midnight single tracks yet again now it is hot today and i can already feel my shins heating up from the engine uh from the cylinders that’s pretty nice if it’s winter now it’s summer so

I don’t really like my shins to get that hot but anyway let’s get on to the highway and uh let’s get over to our harbor this thing is just ridiculously ridiculously smooth gotta make sure i don’t fall asleep today i can’t ah it’s too busy too busy nah on a noble occasion i would pop like a wheelie here but that’s too i can’t i can’t it’s too busy for some reason

Every single time i go riding i found i find one single shoe on the side of the road i mean where’s the second pair cars going to the side especially for me thank you very much the smokey hand of approval you do not get the smokey hand of approval but of course this bmw gs is so silent they do not hear me coming now if i had my ktm super adventure oh look at that

Look at that now that now that is friendly that is really friendly he gives he got like a big a big smokey hand of approval now also it has been told that uh the traffic has to go left and right if there’s a traffic jam so if an ambulance comes he can just go straight through it i saw that my cylinders are sticking out more as my handlebar so it doesn’t mean

That my handlebar fits that bike actually fits it can be pretty gnarly because i can actually hit my slingers nurse against the car that might be gnarly i feel like jesus into the ocean like was it jesus that opened up the ocean i’m not i don’t i was i was raised catholic so i i think was jesus that went to the ocean was like spread out everybody no now this is

Why accidents happen seriously hope gonna hold on to wood there’s no wood on a bike so i’m in trouble but i mean the sun is shining in our eyes there are a lot of lane splitters going from left to right and yeah it’s a very scary situation this so please don’t crash the bmw and if i crash this bmw just please just let me let me hit another bmw like i mean we can

Have a talk and a conversation tight very tight very tight i don’t like it don’t like it don’t like it that was a small one oh this is getting really gnarly this okay oh that was very close oh that guy looked pissed at me there’s an ambulance here we gotta be a little bit careful here okay here it is here it is what’s going on what happened wait there’s there’s

Nobody here oh there’s like a pole look at that that light is all the way down oh that’s bad that’s bad there’s like a lot of that’s bad i was in the car look oh yeah that car is down somebody’s going to the hospital today for sure i should have got a drink ah goddammit god dang it that was like the last place i could get a drink ladies oh you got to be kidding

Me it’s a bmw jess what else did you expect hey that’s the yellow one isn’t that the new 50 years anniversary wait isn’t that a brand new one i think it is awesome bye very cool though good job smokey watching the sunset from the highway god dang it what the hell he was eating french fries in his car ah no way damn people are now i have seen a lot of people

Calling on their phone which is getting totally normal for me because i look out for cars and i see what they’re doing in the near future but um eating french fries behind the wheel inside the tunnel now that is a new one i have not seen that one before five minutes into this video we clearly missed the sunset we’re not in harboring time i’ve missed the last gas

Station so i can’t go for a poop i can’t have a drink it was a bad car accident i had to go to traffic five minutes into the video i mean you guys could better just it’s not going to get any better oh we got an audi tt rs racing haha nice let’s have some fun should i be street racing on audi tt i mean it’s not as aggressive as my ktm is but oh yeah we are going

To see a lot of those half naked men so if you’re interested into half naked polish truck driver men stay tuned because we are going to see a lot it is very hot it is 29 degrees celsius that’s like i’ll put it on the screen how much fire night it is for my american friends so yeah pops and banks now i really like that if you go off your truck that’s like i actually

Like that doesn’t do that it doesn’t have to be that extreme because you know i i don’t have a volkswagen golf if you have a volkswagen golf and wearing a hat you need to have an open exhaust with crazy pops and bangs i mean that’s the scene right half naked man half naked man what’s my half naked men score what we got here per show are new defenders yet again

Got a couple white ones we got some simple family farts half naked men ding ding ding two of them two of them so you forgot to take off your shirt half naked half naked yes yes yeah you guys can tell but i’m gonna dig it anyway ding so these are the old cars old cars there’s a new cars the old cars like these like i said before they are going to africa look at

That news one stay here old ones go to africa ding ding ding ding ding we got some half naked man again so old cars going to ding ding ding they are going to africa because well europe says they are bad for missions they are causing global warming they need to go we have to send them away so they just send them to africa like that bus is also going to africa and

It’s just going to continue its life over there like aren’t you like one world like everything together turns out we are not very fancy very fancy new jaguars bmws bmws that’s family train now how cool is that job like being a train conductor into the harbor nuclear power plant from the simpsons no way he can’t be taking my spot this is my spot that sucks i’m

Gonna get out of here nope nope nope nope nope this guy’s all alone i don’t want to have like a white toilet paper stuck out of my nose with some chlorophene and uh nope nope nope not happening i’m outta here sunday evening sunset that i totally missed no drinks very thirsty very warm seen a lot of half naked men but this is quite relaxing let’s check out my

Favorite spot absolutely love this place there’s like a big ass boat here let’s check that one out look at that that thing is absolute there’s a lot going on with the bmw all right my rainbow lights are still on my indicator what the hell am i doing lights off if you ordered anything from aliexpress alibaba or wish.com it is coming it is coming i promise you

That one eternity later is 10 30. by the time i get out to the single tracks it’s probably going to be close to midnight so yeah really sorry i bored you guys with this view but dang it every time i come here i feel relaxed i wonder if i can park my chimney over here and put on a barbecue anyway it is time to head over to the highway hop on the highway yet again

Probably going to see 20 or 25 other gs’s and yeah we’re going to hit the single tracks oh that’s cool that’s cool and the big spots big spots yeah i’m going to test that out not really sure when the small ones are burning the small ones rainbow ones are on anyway let’s get the hell out of here time to do some midnight single tracks oh god dang it stupid it

Doesn’t start in first gear what wait that was a fail it’s time to do some midnight single tracks calm down now smokey oh my top case is open ah crap no good no good i left my top case open bad idea bad idea not good not good no dude can’t go on the highway with the top case that’s open can i do it like this oh ah i kicked my shin again oh oh that hurt that

Hurt really bad can i close it like this closed it i closed it it’s green light everybody’s driving here like a maniac oh i kicked my shin again against cylinders oh that hurt again oh why do i make such poor decisions that was a big bump in the road holy cow that tell of the ever suspension did caught it pretty good i don’t know look at that those lights so

Relaxing highway cutting traffic once again now something just flew inside my helmet and it’s making its way to my ear i’m not sure what it is but oh that that guy just got a speeding ticket and i got on camera do i have it on camera yes i’m recording hey why is he parked on the bike lane this is the bike lane dude what the hell are you doing seriously you can’t

Park there mate i just gave him 30 cents tip it’s not a bad tip 30 cents imagine a thousand people giving you a 30 cent tip that’s a cute dog that’s a dog driving okay i’ve seen it all i have seen it all remember the couple inside the store that was buying a ton of beers and nuts those are these giant people parking in the motorcycle like a lane we are not going

To get backwards we are just going to go gs style over here go over there your brake lights work but sir or ma’am i have no idea what you’re doing but how can you not have your lights on look at that just no lights whatsoever not even in the front or he what what oh man he or she is drunk as hell i’m gonna i’m gonna flash my lights jesus christ she has no idea

What she or he is doing look at that yep drunk as can be drunk as hell okay so if we go right here i go home if we go straight ahead i’m going straight into the forest single tracks and whatnot okay time to make poor decisions uh road enduro here we go enduro can i full throttle warning dtc setting can i full can i full troll without without releasing the gas

Let’s try it oh yeah yeah i just killed a toad i think i just ran over toad can we do a little jump here yeah a little bit of jumping not too much going left here do not stick out the leg smokey do not stick out the leg don’t kick my shins again let’s make some poor life decisions with a 270 kilogram motorcycle that is not mine and does cost like 27 000 euros but

You know we got to test these things in life everything comes around the corner you never know what happens you should never get too comfortable now i am also not feeling oh this is tight this is tight not feeling really comfortable well i am actually feeling really comfortable because i’m a bmw gs that was a lot of bees because i’m on a bmw gs so i feel pretty

Comfortable make sure i hit nothing because when i hit something it’s going to rickshaw me to the other side that was a weird sound no idea what that sound was but that was not the bike okay i’m getting shot here this is tight this is really tight left right swirl oh oh you don’t like this oh i think it was my aquarius in my in my briefcase in my top case oh

She’s oh man i’m getting the hell out of here and just like that we are back at the smokey house now i do have to say oh bright light bright light that thing in the front in dark looks absolutely amazing looks really really cool it’s been a good week i have traveled a lot i’ve done a hell no how many kilometers dropped it crashed it not gonna say i’m gonna miss

It but in some occasions next time i will be picking up the bmw s1000r from bmw so that might be exciting as well i’m gonna ask if i can off-road bmw s1000r probably not but i’m gonna ask and maybe do it anyway anyway thank you guys so much for watching don’t forget to subscribe like this video i’ll see you guys in the next one peace drive safe

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RIDING a NEW BMW R 1250 GS Adventure! *Midnight Single Tracks Offroad* By Life of SmokeyliveBroadcastDetails{isLiveNowfalsestartTimestamp2022-08-05T090012+0000endTimestamp2022-08-05T091814+0000}